Blown out of Proportion
I’m reading Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone to Marissa and Katie. We are up to the chapter where Hagrid, the Hogwarts caretaker, is taking Harry to get his magic wand. They are taking the train to London and, because he is a giant twice the size of regular humans, the book describes Hagrid taking up two seats.
Katie giggled as she had deduced that his butt must therefore be big too. I agreed with assessment and tried to continue reading.
“He must have big toots.”
I decided to stop for reading for the night on that page.